I have never seen a scale mail bikini that shows the outline of the labia.
Wow, that’d be like having your undies stuffed with coins and there’s a wedgie involved.
superman/batman is my otp
"Oh you mean superbat?"
No I mean manman
this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show
sorry i’m late bitches
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)|
"I'm just gonna turbo charge this roll.”
As I build this PG Strike
Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK
Oh god, it’s Assquatch.
Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.
The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.
I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.