Brain dump
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

AHS - AHS Theme Dubstep Remix
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greed:

roxxysos:

ahmericanhorrorstory:

[fear intensifies]

I find this soothing omg why.

YASSSSS

becausebirds:

Dine and dash.

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a squirrel. this is a squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

BUT THAT JUG OF MILK!
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thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

theonion:

"We discovered that most oxygen molecules in Earth’s troposphere are used for the purposes of sighing, whining, and most commonly, complaining,”